Any suggestions for a tagline?

[Jane @ Kidzarama]

Anytime I try to come up with something as a tagline for kidzarama, it just sounds so lame that I just end up going without one.

Can any of you brilliantly witty ladies help me out with some suggestions here?

I will be eternally in your debt (or at least for a year or two).   

[zimkandace]

Jane,

WHen I tried to go to your blog there was nothing there.  But, I was thinking that you do lots of crafts?  Is that untrue?

Anyway, if that is true... KIDZ-A-RAMA...Where Kids and Crafts Collide 

Silly but the only thing I could think of.

Tell us more...what is your blog about mostly?

[Jane @ Kidzarama]

I've been having major (lack of) support issues with my (soon~to~be) old host Kandace, and am in the process of the DNS changeover to a new hosting company.

It will be finalised by Thursday and my life will once more be pure and sweet with the sound of little blue birds tweeting sickeningly in the background.   

You've got it, my blog is mainly about crafts and parenting, with a bit of my weird sense of humour thrown in.
It's also got a bit of information about Chronic Fatigue Syndrome (CFS), which I've suffered with for the last 20 years.

I was thinking last night about something weird and rhyming, like "have a banana", "in my pajamas", "come join the drama"... 

Okay, more weird than rhyming, so someone must be able to come up with something better!!   

Any ideas anyone?  I'm waiting.....   

~You should all know by now that I'm full of my own dumb ideas, so don't feel like I'll judge yours...   

[Candid Carrie]

Dear Jane, I would not tell everyone that you have a banana in your pajama no matter what side of the world you live in, that's just not right.  It causes inappropriate images to "pop" in my mind.

[Jane @ Kidzarama]

   You made me laugh so much I sound like I'm . Um. I am .   

I did NOT mean that.

I obviously didn't read how the whole sentence would come out.   
My blog is definitely not that sort of website...

So okay then, MrsCleverMouth, if I can't say that, what can I say??? 

And it took me five minutes of hysterically laughing/crying to be able to type all this, I'll have you know. 

[Candid Carrie]

I don't have any suggestions and I know you were thinking of cute words that sounded alike and I all I could picture was one thing and I think that one thing is universal, I am just guessing. 

I am glad you found the humor in it, I don't know what I would do if you ever got mad at me.  You are my only international friend at this point and I even know what your country's flag looks like because it is on my stat counter almost every day. 

Is that a banana in your pajama or are you just looking for drama?

Less drama than a banana in your pajamas.

You are just one banana away from pajama drama.

Don't even get me started on boomerangs.   

 

[Jane @ Kidzarama]

lmao... okay, so nothing original then?

I thought that out of everyone here you would be the one to come up with something brainshatteringly amazing.

Instead, thanks to me not re~reading my post you've come up with a brainshattering image. Bleagh!

I don't want to know what you do with bananas on your side of the world, but here we eat them.

So not bananas. Hmmm... We could try "from the land of bananas in pajamas"? 
~the children's show, you degenerate

Maybe not, after this discussion.

I said that all the things I come up with are lame~oh!

[Jane @ Kidzarama]

Okay, so some feedback on your suggestions...

Is that a banana in your pajama or are you just looking for drama?

Um, my blog is a family~type, g~rated sort of thing.

So no, but if I ever decide to spice it up... No, I wouldn't use it then either.

Less drama than a banana in your pajamas.

I could actually almost go with this one. 

I'd certainly have people asking me what it was all about.
It'd stick in people's minds and start discourse. Hmmm...   

Kidzarama ~ Less drama than a banana in your pajamas.

[Willow]

Actually, I really like that! The idea of a tagline is to grab attention and that certainly does and in a fun way!

Kidzarama ~ Less drama than a banana in your pajamas.

[Jane @ Kidzarama]

Yes, but what sort of message does it send out....

Read my blog instead of playing with a banana *down there*    

Seriously, I am really considering it though.

I mean, there must be mums out there who have had banana shoved down their pajamas by a sticky child, hmmm?

[berriesweetest]

i've had cheerios stuck to my behind and not known how they got there. so a banana in my pajamas would not be something that would totally throw me.
i will say that my mind went to the same place carrie's did when i read the original post, though. and i laughed my head off.

[Jane @ Kidzarama]

You women are !   
That'll teach me to read my thingys before I post a message

Okay, so it looks like it's another vote for that one...

Although maybe it should be:  More drama than a banana in your pajamas...

What do you think?

[Willow]

Okay, yeah, I like the little twist with "more" drama.... 

[Jane @ Kidzarama]

Like my blog has drama...lol

[Jane @ Kidzarama]

I've been thinking...  And no, I didn't hurt myself.

How about something like:  (something) crafty mama?